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Obama Coming For Your Guns

Written by Eric on August 21, 2011.

It’s been nearly three years and though we’re still waiting for Obama’s Marxist troops to march down our neighborhood streets to take our guns, it’s still coming. Like any other red blooded patriot, I watch Fox News and back in 2008 they warned us so me and all my patriot brothers bought every gun and all the ammo Wal-mart had to offer and took up arms.

Well as it turns out, if we can hold our just another year and vote for Rick Perry we won’t have to worry. We will be able to emerge from our bunkers and get a free handgun with every purchase of a 5th of JD from our local liquor store. Hang in there patriots, soon we’ll be able to keep the guns we’ve never lost.

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