Praying the gay away

ByEric

Praying the gay away

Were you born with a knack for interior design, hairdressing or dancing on Broadway? Maybe it starts early in life stemming from Bert and Ernie or an episode of Glee, but whatever the case being gay is apparently a disease that can be cured by prayer. Now you might as well be into bondage or bestiality in the eyes of the Lord and it only means Satan has a grip on you that can only be loosened by the power of prayer.

The signs of being gay are easy to spot when you know what to look for, once spotted you can begin praying the gay devil out of them immediately. Do they always seem happy, or giddy like they don’t care who is watching as they outwardly express their sexuality? Do they exhibit an unnaturally unique knowledge of their own body parts and display that knowledge publicly? Once you are able to spot these ungodly behaviors you have taken the first step toward freeing them of a very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.

What will happen if we don’t rid the world of gays?

  • People will be required to learn that homosexuality is normal, equal and perhaps you should try it
  • Gays and those around them will have very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders
  • If you’re involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it’s bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement
  • This is a very serious matter, because it is our children who are the prize for this community, they [gays] are specifically targeting our children
  • The sex curriculum will be essentially by taught by the local gay community
  • Our children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and that perhaps they should try it

All quotes directly from Michele Bachmann

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Computer engineer by day and blogger/writer in my spare time.

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