Humor In an effort to hear asploding noises from the voting booth ...


Power User
Aug 14, 2020
There was no one on the Republican primary ballot for sheriff, so, Aria DeMezzo, a transgender Satanist who seeks to end the war on drugs and victimless crimes, registered and will be on the general election ballot.

So, when the Rs step into the booth, they will be caught in a Kirk-conundrum of "I can't vote for the Democrat, but I can't vote for the Satanist, but, but, but .... arrrgh!" <kapluff>